Love Hurts (1989)
More like love turds, am I right?
More like love turds, am I right?
It’s a dude and a witch in love and war, well, except all the love and war thing being over before anything big can happen.
All those stupid nicknames for the heroine need to stop.
An annoying honeymooning couple inadvertently checks into a spider’s lair. Go, hungry spider!
Oh, here’s a slasher film with a cray cray influencer. Bet nobody has seen such a thing before!
The author has the right idea: let’s spank the idiocy out of the romance heroine.
Maybe things are a little too prim here, too tidy and convenient for everyone.
It makes perfect sense that an American zombie apocalypse will start in San Francisco and New York!
There is nothing wrong with this one if one has much faith in rebound flings.
A guy in a mummy costume is mistaken for the real deal, and shenanigans follow.