The Swords (1997)
A guy falls for a woman that loves getting penetrated by swords. There’s an obscene joke in there somewhere, definitely.
Category:3 Oogies
John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)
I never imagined I would say this, but John Wick is slowly outstaying his welcome.
The Owl and the Pussycat by Dahlia Rose
The biggest problem here is that it takes place in 19th century London.
The Retreat (2022)
The whiny green thing goes to therapy to complain just like she always does.
The Poet’s Lover by Linzi Basset
The author is far more interested in showing me that her story is rife with the dumber tropes of the genre.
Gloria by Sam Smith
Sadly, cray cray Sam Smith’s public appearance and antics are far more entertaining than their music.
Find Your Way Under the Sea by Paul Boston
Still less terrifying to look at compared to that Disney live-action mermaid thing!
One Crazy Time by Stephanie Flynn
If I could turn back time, if I could find a way. I’d take back those words that’ve hurt you, you’d stay…
The Album by Jonas Brothers
When you hit the wall, borrow from the 1970s.
Philip’s Rules by Golden Angel
It is one thing to have porn with plot, but come on, make the plot interesting.
