The Doghouse & Still Life (2001)
Killer doggies and too-perfect families.

Killer doggies and too-perfect families.

Brats that get roasted and ghosted.

Ooh, I don’t mind having my own sexy genie.

The author’s hatred for the story and the heroine radiates from every page, and I am amused.

I weep for Anthony Michael Hall’s career.

It’s the present day and the heroine still needs to flail around to get a hook-up. Fail.

The red dress that turns women horny and homicidal is back.

The MGTOW greatest fear is here!

Haunted GI Joes and hunting Pedo Joe.

Who would have thought that a movie like this would be so awwww-cute?
