Carrion Death (1991)
Heat wave, thirst, and innate stupidity makes one man very miserable… and a vulture very satiated.
Heat wave, thirst, and innate stupidity makes one man very miserable… and a vulture very satiated.
Using a love potion on this show is never a good thing. Or is it too much of a good thing? Poor Blane McDonough will soon find out…
She’s like, “Baby, I’m like Swayze.” I’m said, “Oh, and I’m burning up.” So, let’s turn it up, I said turn it up now…
The hero and the heroine are up against the biggest challenge to their romance: her family.
Never thought I’d say this, but the romance is the most boring part of the entire story.
This is a spy romance. The romance is far, far better than the spy stuff, and I don’t even like the romance that much.
This is a live action cartoon flick, right?
It’s like Romancing the Stone… but with bungling lead characters and hit-or-miss humor. Let’s see where things go from here.
For a heist movie, this one isn’t very good at stealing my affections or even attention.
Oh god, the premise of this otherwise pleasant, middling romance…