Willow Creek (2013)
The only monster you can see here is Bryce Johnson’s… which may not be a bad thing, considering.
The only monster you can see here is Bryce Johnson’s… which may not be a bad thing, considering.
He’s gotta be strong, and he’s gotta be fast. And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight…
I expected worse, honestly, after seeing the dreadful trailer and movie poster. And there are so many pretty men with square jaws!
The heroine is having a great line on a luxury cruise, and I can only wish I’m having just as much fun reading this conflict-free, rather dull story.
Deadpool plays Nick Fury, and Nick Fury plays Deadpool in this entertaining but oh-so-generic buddy action caper.
A lecherous man is at loss at how he’s going to succeed in raping a woman who’s in love with a scarecrow. Yes, you read that right.
The plot could have been better, but the rest of the story is fine enough for me. Plus, the sexy is back. Yay for sexy.
Demi Moore marries a disgusting Jeffrey Tambor in hopes of him dying early and leaving her a pile of money. This ain’t no Ghost, clearly.
No hate, no want – I’m leaning more towards indifference, actually. PS: That guy on the cover is not a vampire.
When the worst thing a Modern story can do is to bore me, it is officially a time for rejoicing.