Sanctuary (2019)
Mandy lands into a Nikon commercial populated by useless socialists.
Category:2 Oogies
Diary of a Mad Mummy by RL Stine
Mummies, Egypt… why do these things end up being so dull?
Beware of the Purple Peanut Butter by RL Stine
Size matters, kids! How big do you want it?
The Line of Succession by Harry F Rey
Who would’ve thought sexy gay Royal Family shenanigans would be so boring?
It Came from the Internet by RL Stine
What people thought the Internet was in 1999 turns out to quite LOL.
A God to Rule Her by Yamila Abraham
Wenches, come! The god of assholes is horny!
Cats (2019)
Is this the most terrifying horror movie of 2019?
Christmas with a Vampire by Various Authors
Nothing screams Christmas more than being drained by a fangface.
Last Christmas (2019)
Still a better love story than that of Jon Snow and Daenerys, I guess.
A Merry Menage Christmas by Jan Springer
If I melted while reading this thing, it’d be because of how little sizzle I am getting for my one buck.