Harvest (2025)
Beige is the new black.
Category:2 Oogies
Sagrona Teema (2025)
The dull strikes back.
One Year Later (2025)
One season later… and yet things still look and feel the same.
Straight to Hell (2025)
Brooded. Pouted. Reshot. Wasted D’Onofrio. Forgot the Devil in the title. Ends up just… existing.
The Piper (2023)
This movie has everything except a good script.
Isle of Joy (2025)
Isle of Joy delivers everything and nothing at once, like a designer cupcake that looks gorgeous but tastes like chalk.
Sic Semper Systema (2025)
Please make it stop.
American Doll Posse by Tori Amos
Tori Amos is… brace yourself… boring.
The Hollow of His Hand (2025)
Here’s the hollow of my patience.
Moby-Dick by Herman Neville
The great white whale of endlessly long prose.