Dreamkatcher (2020)
This one doesn’t try too hard to stand out from the rest of the generic creepy house movies out there.
This one doesn’t try too hard to stand out from the rest of the generic creepy house movies out there.
Blue balls on the hero’s Christmas tree is the purest sign of true love.
I’m not sure about hope, but there’s plenty of whine to go around.
There’s no need for deception when the heroine is a dim-witted thing.
The scariest thing here is how Asa Butterfield is getting old very quickly before my eyes.
For a movie with a time-traveling Walkman ghost, this one is inexplicably boring from start to finish.
Townsfolk don’t seem to last long in rural areas, do they?
The author has lost all control of her heroine here. That creature… someone please just shoot her or something.
Farewell, Loki! I never really know him, now that I think of it.
The quality of Jason Statham’s movies is in direct proportion to the amount of flesh he shows. Spoiler: there is barely any here.