Hellraiser: Deader (2005)
A Weinstein cash grab masquerading as Hellraiser. Boring, un-scary, and light on Pinhead.
Category:2 Oogies
Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)
A slow-motion snoozefest that makes you wish for the sweet release of a Death Star blast.
Bantamweight by Tricia Andersen
This bantamweight romance doesn’t pack any punch.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)
Pinhead trades existential dread for cheesy one-liners and viewers trade 97 minutes of their lives for a nap. A true hell on earth.
The Sheikh’s Captive American by Leslie North
Here’s another story of a white hero role-playing some Middle Eastern dude… and doing it in a most boring manner.
With This Ring by Amanda Quick
With This Ring breaks Amanda Quick’s “A” title trend but not her formula.
Affair by Amanda Quick
Working-class leads intrigue yet rushed romance and weak mystery disappoint.
Ombak Rindu by Fauziah Ashari
This iconic novel is like Harlequin Presents, but Malaysian.
Desire by Amanda Quick
Amanda Quick should have just stuck with the 19th century.
Deception by Amanda Quick
Ooh, treasures! Pirates! Sadly, this one makes them all so bland and boring.