Category:2 Oogies

Sugar & Spice by Ezra Dawn

Meet Sinder Elle, the male version of Cinderella and… I can’t go on. I can’t.

Don’t expect a sexploitation flick. The movie poster art is the best thing about this dud.

The greatest threat during a zombie pandemic is the stupidity of humans.

When the opening scene makes me cringe, I know I’m in for a fun time.

Oh, someone is dead, but who cares. The two men here are blue as their feels are getting in the way of their bump and grind game.

Teddypig really doesn’t buy the idea that a bloke will willingly commit to a sex-free long-term relationship.

Olivia, darling, please blink twice if they were holding you hostage. We’d find a way to save you!

Amanda Seyfried is a lovely gal. Why does she keep appearing in subpar movies?

Here are ten gods and goddesses whose worshipers will surely annoy the hell out of any campaign.

Why is Ryan Merriman appearing in these terrible movies? Please blink twice if they are holding you hostage, Ryan!