Awaken, My Love by Robin Schone
Awaken, my gorge, because there is more skank than eroticism here. I feel sorry for folks who paid hundreds of dollars for this thing.
Category:2 Oogies
The Deer’s Cry by Patricia Kennealy-Morrison
This is a very pretty kind of confusion.
The Duke’s Return by Malia Martin
The hero is so whiny and boring that he ruins the mood considerably.
Dark Prince by Christine Feehan
Some interesting ideas, plenty of shoddy execution.
Bushwhacked Bride by Eugenia Riley
Gobsmacked silly, more like.
Patty Jane’s House of Curl by Laura Landvik
Make money by writing your own formulaic chick-lit book today!
Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)
Drop dead awkward, more like.
Rose Daughter by Robin McKinley
Wait, kids managed to stay awake reading this thing?
Spies, Lies and Lovers by Sally Tyler Hayes
How did the useless heroine graduate from spy school again? Heaven knows, she’s too dumb to sleep with the instructors for high grades.
Bride to Be by Jane Ashford
I think the hero needs to be put down to end his misery.