Keeping the Faith (2000)
Edward Norton’s directorial debut is as forgettable as he tends to be most of the time.
Edward Norton’s directorial debut is as forgettable as he tends to be most of the time.
Hello, boring.
Oh look, more miserable people flailing around as they try to do some kind of suspense thing.
LOL John Travolta. No, thanks.
Teenagers can be so silly sometimes, and their story isn’t interesting enough to warrant a movie.
The heroine suffers so much from having the best sex of her life, that poor thing.
The heroine being a dumb klutz is so funny, haw haw haw.
Sound the alarms – the author is reining in on the skanky sex stuff!
Vampire boys are not evil! They are special! Take one home today!
A mostly magical woo-woo anthology that lacks the magic or woo factor.