
My Wild Irish Rose by Rachel Wilson
The entire story is about everyone saving the clueless heroine as she careens from one disaster to another.

The entire story is about everyone saving the clueless heroine as she careens from one disaster to another.
All bombastic tomfoolery with no substance to speak of.
The hero needs psychiatric help. Or a hard knock in the head.
Been there, done that, lost count.
Bad acting and hammy melodrama make this one a ludicrous mess to behold.
The bratty hero is a lost cause.
More like: blue and boring.
I wish they have stolen this movie for Christmas.
Oogies are deducted for the bad vampire dude being too chicken to stick it to another dude.
Are we back in 1987?