The Nightingale’s Song by Kathleen Eschenburg
It’s The Sound of Music given the flattening treatment!

It’s The Sound of Music given the flattening treatment!

Pair a cruel hero with a clueless reckless heroine and what do you get? Trouble.

The author’s “Sex with a Troglodyte” party continues.

Two heads are definitely not better than one!

Whoever thinks it’s a good idea to put Keanu Reeves in a dramatic lead role must be high or something.

The hero is a boor and the heroine is a fake feminist. Ugh, off the cliff it should go.

The romance ruins everything. The bland main characters, too.

That’s a colorful cover for a sleeping pill.

Oh, Mimi… what are you doing?!!

Ugh, my poor head. What is this thing, anyway?
