The Very Comely Countess by Miranda Jarrett
Comeliness is absent here – try boring-ness.
Category:2 Oogies
A Kwanzaa Keepsake by Bridget Anderson, Carmen Green, and Margie Walker
Not so aaaaaah about Kwanzaa here.
Night Shadow by Laura Renken
This is like a cartoon that isn’t aware that it is a cartoon.
My Heart Stood Still by Lynn Kurland
This one has so many secondary characters from other books that it’s like a pointless party with boring people.
Kiss of the Highlander by Karen Marie Moning
The implausibly stupid and oblivious heroine kills this one.
Hide and Seek by Cherry Adair
No matter what the plot is, all that matters is debating whether the heroine’s pure enough for love.
A Capital Holiday by Janet Dailey
This one is so sweet and unrealistic, it’s a capital punishment.
Gabriel’s Woman by Robin Schone
One finger. Two fingers. My middle finger.
Blow (2001)
I never knew being a drug dealer can be so tedious and boring.
Room for Squares by John Mayer
There’s nothing like hearing a bug-eyed creep talk about himself all the time.