The New Romantics are Back! by Various Artists
By “New Romantics”, these people mean “any random douchebag who ever had a hit in the 1980s”.
Category:2 Oogies
Dreaming of You by Dixie Kane
Are you laughing yet? Are you? Are you? Laugh, you bastard, or the author will make you.
Innocent Passions by Brenda Hiatt
Ugh, the heroine. Someone needs to put her down and out of her misery.
Simply Irresistible by Kristine Grayson
Just say no.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King by Howard Shore
The hobbits really like the same melodies in all their music, don’t they?
Amelia and the Outlaw by Lorraine Heath
Teenagers can be so annoying, ugh.
St. Raven by Jo Beverley
Set in a house of orgy and the story is still obsessed with the heroine’s virtue. Lame.
Safe Harbor by Luanne Rice
Ooh. this one is so deep you can look into the waters and see life flash before you. Or something.
After Sundown by Amanda Ashley
So, being a vampire makes you an imbecile and causes you to be attracted to fellow imbeciles?
Stuck on You by Patti Berg
This is a parody that ends up parodying itself. How unfortunate.