Cassie’s Rose by Elizabeth Doyle
This is funny. Everyone else works and suffers so that the idiot heroine remains pure!
Category:2 Oogies
A Stranger’s Desire by Kimberly Raye
The author is interpreting Jesus to suit her own beef-and-ham fantasies.
Hot Summer Nights by Bridget Anderson
Oh dear, what happened? This is bad.
Victoria and the Rogue by Meg Cabot
Everyone in this story is ten years old.
The Deepest Edge by Jessica Hall
Hello, I am hot Chinese woman, and I will suck you long long time, yes?
Cupid Calling by Stacy Brown, Karen L King, and Patricia Waddell
Cupid can go hang.
Try This by P!nk
Pink’s angry tough girl persona comes in conflict with her sell-out antics elsewhere.
The New Romantics are Back! by Various Artists
By “New Romantics”, these people mean “any random douchebag who ever had a hit in the 1980s”.
Dreaming of You by Dixie Kane
Are you laughing yet? Are you? Are you? Laugh, you bastard, or the author will make you.
Innocent Passions by Brenda Hiatt
Ugh, the heroine. Someone needs to put her down and out of her misery.