
Embrace the Twilight by Maggie Shayne
Embrace the suck-tastic!

Embrace the suck-tastic!
So many martyrs and whiners, so little time.
This one is just too bland and forgettable for its own good.
This is funny. Everyone else works and suffers so that the idiot heroine remains pure!
The author is interpreting Jesus to suit her own beef-and-ham fantasies.
Oh dear, what happened? This is bad.
Everyone in this story is ten years old.
Hello, I am hot Chinese woman, and I will suck you long long time, yes?
Cupid can go hang.
Pink’s angry tough girl persona comes in conflict with her sell-out antics elsewhere.