Gigli (2003)
On the bright side, it’s nowhere as awful as they said it is. But it’s not good either, so there’s that.

On the bright side, it’s nowhere as awful as they said it is. But it’s not good either, so there’s that.

Born to bore, more like.

This cowboy can go dunk his head in a bucket of vomit, and that would be an upgrade.

Remember how we love the American military so much?

Let’s hope authorial success is genetic, because writing skills certainly aren’t.

Down with unnecessary, dreary remakes of old movies!

Why is she still with that jerk? Why doesn’t she dump him?

The author’s reliance of nasty secondary characters bogs down this story.

This one sees the author falling into every trap that can sink a Harlequin Blaze novel. I can’t look.

Silly humor can be good. Silly characters, however, aren’t so good.
