American Life by Madonna
Madonna pretends that she’s so sad and torn up about life. She had it really hard, being a star, you know?
Category:2 Oogies
They (2002)
I think the lead actress never stopped screaming during the entire movie.
The Crimson Lady by Mary Reed McCall
Whiny martyrs and judgmental assholes make such a lovely coupling.
A Man Apart (2003)
Vin Diesel without Paul Walker isn’t just the same, alas. This one is a soulless action flick.
That Girl by Stephanie Kirkham
High-pitched squealing of her teenage journal entries. Ugh.
Tending Roses by Lisa Wingate
Everything wrong in your life can be solved by having no money! So… make the author happy by not buying this book?
Sass by Linda Hudson-Smith
Maybe we should name the two oogie rating after the author.
Absolute Pleasure by Cheryl Holt
Why is everyone talking like this! Is there a national emergency!
Lily by Lauren Royal
The heroine is the diabetic spawn from hell. Follow her antics at your own peril.