A Garden in the Rain by Lynn Kurland
Perhaps it is a good thing that the doormat and the mope are both thrown back in time, away from saner people.
Category:2 Oogies
Widow in Scarlet by Nicole Byrd
The heroine really deserves to have a dunce cap shoved up her nostril.
Metamorphosis by Hilary Duff
Oh god, another child star turned hardcore pop tart.
A Touch of Charm by Karen Fox
The heroine has no charisma and the hero has no charm.
Can’t Deny Love by Doreen Rainey
How do you make an asshole hero lovable? Get everyone to tell me that he is the one for the heroine non-stop until I want to die.
Night Watch by Suzanne Brockmann
This is such an underdeveloped tale – why is it published again?
Fountain of Secrets by Josie Litton
Is it just me or is this some badly written attempt at a cult textbook?
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)
This sequel doesn’t succeed in capturing the dubious charms of the original movie.
Maiden of the Winds by Janeen O’Kerry
Oh god, now we have kids running wild and playing hero in this la-la land version of… something.
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003)
Yeah, I don’t think this franchise is going to happen.