To Mom, with Love by Deirdre Savoy, Jacquelin Thomas, and Karen White-Owens
If you love your Mon that much, buy her something else.
Category:2 Oogies
White Oleander (2002)
Mommies can be such bitches.
American Life by Madonna
Madonna pretends that she’s so sad and torn up about life. She had it really hard, being a star, you know?
They (2002)
I think the lead actress never stopped screaming during the entire movie.
The Crimson Lady by Mary Reed McCall
Whiny martyrs and judgmental assholes make such a lovely coupling.
A Man Apart (2003)
Vin Diesel without Paul Walker isn’t just the same, alas. This one is a soulless action flick.
That Girl by Stephanie Kirkham
High-pitched squealing of her teenage journal entries. Ugh.
Tending Roses by Lisa Wingate
Everything wrong in your life can be solved by having no money! So… make the author happy by not buying this book?
Sass by Linda Hudson-Smith
Maybe we should name the two oogie rating after the author.
