
The Pianist (2002)
The Jews are being gassed, but damn it, pay attention to the protagonist now!

The Jews are being gassed, but damn it, pay attention to the protagonist now!
The magic is gone, and things just feel stale and pretentious.
The whole book is a lie.
The brain can short-circuit while reading this hot mess.
Maybe introducing a bunch of losers to start a new career outside of Silhouette isn’t a good idea.
A fun action-packed trip down to Yukon, and the author can still screw that up.
So much talking. These people even talk about interesting things, when it would have been better to show me these things.
Newsflash at six: hooking up with the ex who didn’t change one bit leads to the same issues as last time. Shocker!
Cartoon villain and boring main characters make this a dull party.
All the heroine wants is a man who smells like a hot horse.