Leisure, $5.99, ISBN 0-8439-4855-8
Historical Romance, 2001
Oh great. Another “I fall in love with the knight my ancient impotent hubby forced me to sleep with to get an heir!” medieval romance. Tamara Leigh, while a good author, is never known for original plots if her backlist is anything to go by. After a long hiatus, her debut for Leisure doesn’t seem to break that pattern.
Julianna is the heroine. The hero is Gabriel, a knight who is still bitter about his illegitimacy (and his mother’s infidelity that conceived him – WOMEN ARE SUCH BITCHES!), who is Julianna’s hubby’s enemy and also hers. Gabriel finds out that he has been an unwitting sperm donor, and is mad – WOMEN ARE SUCH BITCHES! He kidnaps her – yawn. He falls in love with her – big yawn. Evil hubby plots – gigantic yawn.
The sole redeeming point in this mess, surprisingly, the evil hubby Bernart. He’s a really good villain in that he actually displays enough human weaknesses that make him compelling and mesmerizing. Get lost, Gabriel the Woman-Hating Doofus and he can take his Madonna with him. Oh Bernart, he deserves a better story.
What can I say about Blackheart? It’s another medieval Whore/Madonna story with all the usual plot elements. Romance readers who love comfort reads will lap this one up. Me, I’m bored.
Loves boys that sparkle, unicorns, money, Lego, chocolates, tasty buffets, video game music, and fantastical stories.