The Gray Man (2022)
Bad facial hair, terrible dialogues… there are so many other spy action movies that do what this one does, only much better.
Author:Mrs Giggles
Destined (2022)
Is it just me or this show is getting more and more snooze-inducing as it progresses?
Transomnia by Emmanuel Quaireau
Surely there are better ways to cavort with the Outer Gods.
Riding the Nightmare (1990)
Ugh, there are over 10 more episodes after this painful thing.
Indecent by Carole Mortimer
This is simultaneously the most terrifying and hypnotically un-look-away-able wreck I’ve come across in a while.
Destined by Dorothy Ewels
The hero comes, then he dumps, then he comes, then he dumps…
Kill List (2011)
Someone is trying too hard to look smart today, I see.
The Alchemist (2022)
A young alchemist is out on an important mission, but first… which bloke to shag, hmm?
Midnight Play by Lisa Marie Perry
It has some good things going for it, but it wastes these things while chasing… whatever.
Milkmaids (2022)
This is what happens when people get ambitions that far outstrip their abilities.