Terror Train (2022)
Yay, another pointless reboot for the modern days!

Yay, another pointless reboot for the modern days!

Grimace.

We finally discover Hooten’s big secret.

Disproportionate punishment is okay if you hate the person!

I mean, I’ve read worse. So, yay?

When opportunity arises, slaughter all mean adults!

The number of horror stories will be halved if people would just leave things be.

Bless the late Roberts Blossom, for elevating a Steven Spielberg pap into something more.

Thomas Jane continues to flush his career down the toilet.

This is a satire of… people that think they are good at satires, perhaps?
