
The di Mecini Bride by Heather Graham Pozzessere
Oh, so there are catacombs in Venice?

Oh, so there are catacombs in Venice?
Hollywood dumping on aesthetic treatments? Did someone say pot and kettle?
We’re nearly at the endgame, so here are more flashbacks and origin goobledygook.
Eh, this Santa sure beats the Crypt Keeper’s version!
Don’t steal my brain cells, oh god, please, no!
It’s like Elsa, but with a bigger icicle.
What better way to remember a tragedy on the anniversary of its sinking than with… this?
Oh my god, someone’s sex tape gets leaked in the present day, and it is… well, another day ending with Y.
Kamala goes to Karachi to find more reasons to justify her awesomeness.
The tall bore.