Guns for Hire (2023)
Someone please cancel this thing and put it out of its misery.
Author:Mrs Giggles
Bring It On: Cheer or Die (2022)
Wait, it’s now a slasher film? I’m intrigued… and regret my decision to watch pretty quickly.
Leprechauns. (Sigh) From Outer Space. by Brad D Sibbersen
Yeah, yeah, comedy is subjective, blah blah blah… nope, it doesn’t work on me, so it’s still a miss.
Puppet Master: Doktor Death (2022)
Full Moon Features needs something to pad its streaming slots, so why not. Audience’s brain cells are acceptable collateral damage.
The Devil Conspiracy (2022)
This is a bad movie that hurts so good.
Show Time by Renee Dahlia
Oh no, this is not how one puts on a show, sweetheart…
Significant Other (2022)
The movie is one big mope that does the adorable lead male character dirty.
Ægir by Lee Savino
Our heroine’s instinctive reaction upon being kidnapped is to furl her nipples. What can I say? He’s hot.
The Long Night (2022)
This movie embodies the phrase “interminable bore”.
Once Again by Kristi Rose
The heroine meets her ex, they talk, and… wait, it’s the happily ever after now?
