
No One Will Save You (2023)
This is one of the most entertaining scary-funny alien invasion movies I’ve seen in a while.

This is one of the most entertaining scary-funny alien invasion movies I’ve seen in a while.
Ah-so-dumb, ah-so-stupid, ah-so-ugh, ah-so-crap.
Dang it, why are these authors working so hard to keep me from giving them four oogies?
This silly muddle is the result of people being convinced that a love that started when the heroine was 9 is a real deal.
So many interesting possibilities, and yet, one dumb script.
When in doubt, resort to fanservice.
Quick, someone reassure the heroine that she’s awesome and modest before she expires from the lack of attention!
Worst spies ever.
It’s a story with a, gasp, real ho.
A horror story with no threat or menace? That’s a first.