Twenty Minutes With Cassandra & Smile (2023)
Psychotic Goth chicks and photographers that go click.
Author:Mrs Giggles
A Classic Horror Story (2021)
This is a decent slasher flick that does its best to remind me of the true classics.
Splinter (2008)
It pokes you and turns you into a monster that no one can really see clearly. Lame.
From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman’s Daughter (1999)
This thing can hang itself because it’s terminally awful.
Sicilian’s Shock Proposal by Carol Marinelli
We need to guillotine all these wealthy, pampered kids acting like assholes while claiming to be “tortured” and “vulnerable”.
A Beautiful Specimen by Marlena Frank
Hey, don’t just end like that! Tell me more!
A Werewolf in England (2020)
Okay, so there’s a pretty hot naked guy here, but the most part, bite me.
Her Last Night of Innocence by India Grey
Amnesia, secret baby, evil hos, accusations of harlotry… this one has it all and still manages to be un-fun.
A Not So Casual Christmas by Jamie K Schmidt
I’m surprised this review is as long as it is, as the story is that short.
