Narkina 5 (2022)
Andor rots in prison and the story moves barely an inch forward.
Andor rots in prison and the story moves barely an inch forward.
Everything dumb about the Modern line, distilled into a single story! I’d be impressed if I weren’t too busy having dry heaves.
Time and brain cells are the real sacrifices one must make for watching this thing.
The kid from those The Babysitter movies is all grown up and ready to Lovecraft.
This movie is dumb and bad, and it owns it, so I guess that makes it kind of cute.
At last, we get to bid farewell to Needful, Texas. They surely have run out of guys by now.
Things are so far okay instead of scalping bad, but there is still the reservation.
Yes, yes, it’s January, but come on, every day is Christmas when you can write like Yolande Kleinn.
Yes, this is exactly the thing I need after my lovely brush with the flu bug.
The hero needs a nanny, and he doesn’t even have to try hard to get one because, you know, penis.