The Piper (2023)
Wait, this isn’t the version of the film I was looking for…
Wait, this isn’t the version of the film I was looking for…
There’s a monster in the Australian woods… well, for maybe ten minutes total anyway.
LOL, nobody’s watching either!
It’s quick to read, and easy to forget.
Behold, the creepiest kid to ever grace a romance story!
The author markets this one as some kind of fantasy romance with magic and what not, but it’s actually not.
Beauty is from within… as long as you’re hot. Actually ugly people can buzz off.
WTFen Dud, more like.
Echo plot armors herself into bombing a train and we meet another Mary Sioux ancestor of hers.
Worthless imbecile heroines and sullen mountain men, a tale as old as time.