Haunt (2019)
How many movies do we need to tell us not to visit a theme park during Halloween?
How many movies do we need to tell us not to visit a theme park during Halloween?
Who knew giving people immortality is a bad idea?
Is that the temperature of my brain as I watch this thing?
This one is more of a lesson on how not to protect a woman marked by a demon for being its host.
The best parts are when this story turns into a soap opera-tier tale of villainy.
I want to scream too, only out of pain.
My brain is run aground the moment the dragons show up.
Give it up, guys. This ain’t working.
Uh, are we sure this show is about Boba Fett?
The true horror of this thing is how the director-screenwriter tries to cram as many slow-mo “artistic” shots as possible.