Bring It On (2000)
I want to be a cheerleader too. Where do I sign up?

I want to be a cheerleader too. Where do I sign up?

Oh people, must we be this unremarkable and generic?

Showgirls has some bad campy charms, at least – go watch that one!

Even vampires can’t stop them from shagging 24/7.

Watch out, the sugar tide is coming in!

The heroine loves her stupid house more than anything else here, and that’s sad.

This is a boring motivational seminar. Can I go home now?

Fun hero, tedious heroine, underwhelming plot.

This one needs a big dose of magic to redeem itself.

There’s a sweet story here, but it’s buried under a pile of scatalogical jokes and painful gags.
