
The Next Best Thing (2000)
Is this the ultimate fag hag movie?

Is this the ultimate fag hag movie?
The scenery is so much better than the romance.
This is not a good story, but it is an entertaining one nonetheless.
Great, another small town, heroine on the run, car breaks down, meets hot hunk story. Can’t have too many of those!
Oh, the adorable hero. Yucks, the heroine.
Oh boy, the sophomore curse hits the author hard.
More like, opposites short-circuiting the brain.
Ding ding, we have a winner, baby! Anyone who disagrees can gaze at my middle finger.
The hero never gets his well-deserved slap in the face, so I’m disappointed.
The cover is the nicest thing about this snooze.