Hootch (1989)
Hey, it’s Stephanie Zimbalist! What she’s doing, slumming on a show like this?

Hey, it’s Stephanie Zimbalist! What she’s doing, slumming on a show like this?

Heaven give me death, before this thing does it instead.

Ooh, Joe Dallesandro… Oh wait, he’s fully clothed. Move along, folks.

At least this one isn’t about another workaholic running off to someone else’s wedding in Tahiti or Barbados…

We’re living life in the dumb lane now.

The intention is interesting, but the end result is unsatisfying.

Here’s how to completely ruin an episode in five minutes.

At least this one isn’t as bad as the last few episodes, so there’s that.

Two-oogie experience.

No one does guro like Mado Fuchiya.
