Get Carter (2000)
Casting Sylvester Stallone is the biggest mistake this movie could have done.
Casting Sylvester Stallone is the biggest mistake this movie could have done.
It looks like Tim Burton hates freaks as much as anyone else, after all!
I like my own title for this book better – Dumb Wanker, Neanderthal Kisses.
The author’s debut effort is rough around the edges, but it has plenty of possibilities.
This is alright, but the tropes keep things a bit on the predictable side. The author’s “nice-ification” of the town slut heroine is also disappointing.
Draggy, unfocused, and slowly paced, this one takes a long time to get anywhere good. But it still has its moments.
Average story with an extra wallop of crazy. Tread carefully, people.
Behold, the healing powers of a karaoke machine!
Incompetent darlings, creepy sisters, rakes… the usual boring stuff with little that stands out.
Everything here is just awful – truly, shudderingly awful.