Sixpence Bride by Virginia Farmer
Cute story, but how is the hero supposed to be the romantic lead again?

Cute story, but how is the hero supposed to be the romantic lead again?

I wish they have stolen this movie for Christmas.

Once more, with feeling. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Why can’t the hero just die?

This one is more sentimental and manipulative than a conniving mother-in-law.

Oogies are deducted for the bad vampire dude being too chicken to stick it to another dude.

This one never really takes off to the stars, but it’s alright, I suppose.

This one is on the grand side of camp. It’s bombastic, ridiculous, and silly enough to be a good kind of fun.

Are we back in 1987?

Oh dear! They are reissuing Jayne Ann Krentz’s really old books now!
