Sky Lord by Martin Allen
Bizarre is good, but this one is bizarre and boring to play. Not good.
Bizarre is good, but this one is bizarre and boring to play. Not good.
If you’re here for dumb people being killed in gory ways, step into the ring.
This thing should be convicted for its crime against grammar and punctuation.
18,000-year old boy seeks a 17-year old girl to start the harvest, in this clean and wholesome romance.
What an old-fashioned romance… in every good and bad sense.
Tony Todd’s presence in a movie is fast becoming a warning to stay away from it…
Inconsiderate zombies attack folks that are at a hospital for plastic surgery.
Hey, it’s Luke Sharp! Turn around and walk away, folks.
Is this, what, the 200th remake or reboot or sequel in the last 20 years alone? Can we just let this franchise die?
Is it healthy that the heroine is close to having a nervous breakdown each time the hero even breathes in her vicinity?