Madame Web (2024)
Watching cape crap these days is like having the front seat as Rome burns.
Author:Mrs Giggles
A Patridge in His Family Tree by Joanne Austen Brown
The only vaguely interesting thing here is the title.
Morbius (2022)
With all those memes about this thing, I was expecting something so bad that it’s awesome. I was wrong.
Late Night With the Devil (2023)
This is why you don’t do demonic woo-woo on live TV.
Because I Need You by Drew Duncan
Hot, loaded, toxic POS. Guess the hero is too gay for the Modern line?
Cheesy Love by Dee James
Bet you can’t tell from the cover that the story is set in India.
Wild Caress by Robin Gideon
It’s so nice for the idiot heroine to just let the hero do all the thinking and weight-pulling here!
The Billionaire’s Accidental Baby by Leslie North
Money isn’t everything, but heaven forbid the heroine puts out to any bloke that isn’t a billionaire!
Cosmic Sin (2021)
Can someone please give Frank Grillo a halfway decent role?
Anaconda (2024)
Believe it or not, this is an actual Anaconda sequel, just made in China.
