Straight to Hell (2025)
Brooded. Pouted. Reshot. Wasted D’Onofrio. Forgot the Devil in the title. Ends up just… existing.
Author:Mr Mustard
The House of Sounds by MP Shiel
Come for the cosmic horror, stay for the verbal waterboarding.
Isle of Joy (2025)
Isle of Joy delivers everything and nothing at once, like a designer cupcake that looks gorgeous but tastes like chalk.
Art for Art’s Sake (2025)
Matt beats another guy into the floor while the plot trips over itself.
Excessive Force (2025)
Daddy Fisk’s home, and he’s done being nice.
With Interest (2025)
Look at the pretty Cox, and the pain will fade away…
Abnormally Attracted to Sin by Tori Amos
Abnormally attracted to repetition, more like.
Priest (2011)
The most fun you’ll have in Church… until you’re excommunicated.
Event Horizon (1997)
Remember when Paul WS Anderson was involved in actually good genre films?
Sic Semper Systema (2025)
Please make it stop.