Bloodshot (2020)
Vin Diesel tries to kickstart another franchise that doesn’t have fast cars, and fails yet again to impress.
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War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)
The apes are back, but there is something missing this time around when compared to the previous movies.
Kong: Skull Island (2017)
Take some Predators-style drama, add a giant gorilla, and stir in liberal doses of violence and voila!
Warcraft (2016)
This one isn’t as bad as I feared, thank goodness. While it could be better, it’s unexpectedly pleasant and painless to watch.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
Out come the apes wielding machine guns and going kung-fu banzai on everyone’s asses, and everything begins to feel truly special.
Wrath of the Titans (2012)
Why do they keep wasting time and money on such disastrously bad movies?
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice (2010)
I didn’t realize how irritating Jay Baruchel’s mug is until now.
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)
This one is actually a blast to watch. How unexpected!
Wilderness (2006)
Another horror movie that kills off Sean Pertwee’s character. Bastards!