The Marvels (2023)
The funniest thing about this stale old, same old present-day MCU schlock is its box office numbers.
The funniest thing about this stale old, same old present-day MCU schlock is its box office numbers.
Wait, this isn’t the version of the film I was looking for…
There’s a monster in the Australian woods… well, for maybe ten minutes total anyway.
Time and brain cells are the real sacrifices one must make for watching this thing.
The kid from those The Babysitter movies is all grown up and ready to Lovecraft.
This movie is dumb and bad, and it owns it, so I guess that makes it kind of cute.
Good lord, are no fairy tales safe from these people?
The only thing that kills me here is how hot Patrick Dempsey is.
This is a surprisingly decent film!
This one doesn’t try too hard to stand out from the rest of the generic creepy house movies out there.