American Assassin (2017)
This is a live action cartoon flick, right?
This is a live action cartoon flick, right?
It’s like Romancing the Stone… but with bungling lead characters and hit-or-miss humor. Let’s see where things go from here.
For a heist movie, this one isn’t very good at stealing my affections or even attention.
Oh god, the premise of this otherwise pleasant, middling romance…
Why do these people keep remaking Stephen King’s books into movies? Can we just accept that his works are not meant for the visual medium?
The heroine is an ex-mistress, but hold on to your horses. She’s that kind of ex-mistress.
The only monster you can see here is Bryce Johnson’s… which may not be a bad thing, considering.
He’s gotta be strong, and he’s gotta be fast. And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight…
I expected worse, honestly, after seeing the dreadful trailer and movie poster. And there are so many pretty men with square jaws!
The heroine is having a great line on a luxury cruise, and I can only wish I’m having just as much fun reading this conflict-free, rather dull story.