Stoker Hills (2020)
You get a gimmick! You get a twist! YOU GET A GIMMICK! AND A TWIST!
You get a gimmick! You get a twist! YOU GET A GIMMICK! AND A TWIST!
It’s best to watch this one with expectations set at an all-time low, as it is just another loud, dumb remake.
Oh look, another morality tale about never trusting creepy people who live in isolated farm houses.
How nice, the director does his best to make sure that I don’t care even a little about these people and their story.
This made-for-teens thriller is surprisingly poignant and dark.
Ooh, it’s a bomb! Get it?
This one won’t have much substance, but it’s fun all the way to the finish line.