Black Widow (2021)
Plot twist: Black Widow is actually a Doll, and she’s finally going to take down M Bison!
Plot twist: Black Widow is actually a Doll, and she’s finally going to take down M Bison!
Is this a great movie? Absolutely not. Is it a roller-coaster ride of feels? Hell, yeah!
It’s 95% fanservice and 5% weak sauce plot. What, there are people who expect something more from this thing?
This is easily one of the most brainless, ridiculous, and yet most entertaining popcorn flicks in a while.
Here is an interesting, human Robin Hood, but the movie itself could have been tighter.
The valiant cast tries to distract everyone from how the movie is simply a silly twaddle.
This movie is so wholesome, I feel nauseated.
More self indulgent than anything else, this overlong pretentious Oscar-bait movie doesn’t know when to stop or end itself.
Let’s see if Ralph Fiennes’s bare butt can keep you awake through this snoozefest.