
Deep Rising (1998)
Tentacles and a titanic lack of logic.

Tentacles and a titanic lack of logic.
Oh look, what a cute doggie! How can I resist… oh wait, this movie isn’t that irresistible.
Talk about a bloated, overrated turd. I suppose the scenery is nice, but don’t we have documentaries for that kind of thing?
Loser superheroes are so much cooler than the competent ones.