Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
TL; DR: Don’t bother.
Tag:Warwick Davis
Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019)
A wicked witch isn’t so much fun when she’s no longer the underdog.
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
Does this movie deserve to flop this hilariously? Probably not, but serves the higher-ups of the film right for its terrible handling of the movie.
Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)
Warning: this review contains spoilers. And plenty of lingering feels due to the baggage I carry with me, for being a fan of the series.
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
If only they have cared to make a proper, coherent movie instead of just banking on the Star Wars brand to make money, sigh.
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
Leia, Luke, Han Solo, Chewbacca – it’s so good to see all of you again. Oh, and hi, new kids, I guess they ain’t so bad.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
As impending obscurity looms, Harry Potter whines his way into another victory, which sees everyone else doing his work for him. Again.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Well, this one is almost good, but Daniel Radcliffe will always be what he is, sigh.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Harry Potter is up against the Gobshite of Dire, er, Goblet of Fire in another dud in the series.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Wait, an actually competently put-together Harry Potter film? How unexpected.
