Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)
James Gunn’s swan song with the MCU is alright, but it seems to lack something.
Tag:Sylvester Stallone
The Suicide Squad (2021)
R-rated, baby, which means nudity, gore, tentacles, and gratuitous violence galore. Huzzah!
Rambo: Last Blood (2019)
This is a pretty bad movie, but not because it is secretly a Donald Trump propaganda like those idiots claim.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
This one is alright as a fanfiction sequel, but as an official sequel, it’s… well, I’m conflicted.
The Expendables (2010)
Aside from the novelty factor, this B-flick masquerading as an AAA tentpole doesn’t have much depth going for it. All style, baby!
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
After a good previous entry, we now backslide into ugh territory.
Driven (2001)
The hilarious homoerotic subtext is the only reason to see this hammy cringefest.
Get Carter (2000)
Casting Sylvester Stallone is the biggest mistake this movie could have done.
