Fast X (2023)
Same old crap, but with resurrection magic now.
Same old crap, but with resurrection magic now.
Four sounds like “death” in Cantonese. How appropriate.
Obi-Wut and Darth Udder take turns to see which of them forget to use their abilities more in the name of plot.
The adventures in show-making by committee continue straight into hell.
Welcome to the first episode of the canon-breaking, unnecessary story of Obi-Wut Kenobby.
It’s kinda fun, in a way, but it’s also super stale and the lead characters are the most boring ones in this lot.
The gang is doing it for family. Family, family, family. Thank god there are still explosions.
Now this is what a movie with Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, and the Rock should be: so fun, it’s almost illegal.
Well, well, the hot boys are back. After that aberration set in Tokyo, this one speeds things back on track.
No Vin Diesel, no Paul Walker, just a dumb brat driving his car in circles. Fail.