Master of the Highlands by Sue-Ellen Welfonder
Eh, what an un-entertaining mess.

Eh, what an un-entertaining mess.

Kill that thing with fire, grenades, whatever. Just kill it!

The world is ending? Who cares – the heroine is more concerned about making babies with the man who hates her. Genius!

Debut author with a cringe-inducing first book. Quite a common story, sadly.
