The Face of Helene Bournouw (1998)
A hot woman shags and dumps her prey, causing them to go cray cray and off themselves. How cute.
A hot woman shags and dumps her prey, causing them to go cray cray and off themselves. How cute.
Mean and nasty nursing home boss messes with the wrong old man.
Well, the guys are hot, so… yay?
Bros before hos, right? This ho is especially unsympathetic, so yes.
Jump scare! Darkly lit scenes! Creepy kids! More jump scares!
No, this is not a sleazy sex romp. Sorry, folks with a fetish for hobbits.
This is what you get when directors start thinking too highly of their mediocrity.
This won’t be the best zombie movie ever, but it’s pretty funny and probably worth a peek.
Oh god, everyone involved in this putrid mess has better have a strong word with his or her agent.
Jesus, it’s like someone made a war movie out of an army of Ken dolls.