Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)
A slow-motion snoozefest that makes you wish for the sweet release of a Death Star blast.
A slow-motion snoozefest that makes you wish for the sweet release of a Death Star blast.
Drugs can do freaky things, or in short: Panos Cosmatos.
Charlize Theron takes no prisoners and gets some girl-on-girl action, but something is missing nonetheless.
Oh god, this one is excruciating. Please bring back Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.
This is one birthday celebration for the Star Trek franchise. Despite not being a fan of the original, I’m still entertained.
This movie needs to be ten times more absurd and offensive than it actually is.