The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
Is this the greatest horror movie meme ever?
Tag:Sigourney Weaver
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)
Forget that reboot. Now this is the sequel worth answering the call for!
Finding Dory (2016)
Do we really need to give Ellen DeGeneres a big paycheck for being her usual obnoxious self?
Ghostbusters (2016)
This is one largely unremarkable movie that will forever be burdened by the legacy of the brand and the overreaction surrounding its release.
Chappie (2015)
This one has more in common with that film about an abused horse valiantly enduring, only more smug and pretentious.
Abduction (2011)
Cast a guy more well known for his shirtless scenes, and then have him “act” with his clothes on. The result is just as you’d expect.
Avatar (2009)
Talk about a bloated, overrated turd. I suppose the scenery is nice, but don’t we have documentaries for that kind of thing?
The Village (2004)
The valiant cast tries to distract everyone from how the movie is simply a silly twaddle.
Tadpole (2002)
A MILF-magnet spends the whole movie getting all confused.
Heartbreakers (2001)
I had such high hopes for this one, but ugh, it doesn’t deliver much.
