Splinter (2008)
It pokes you and turns you into a monster that no one can really see clearly. Lame.
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F9 (2021)
It’s kinda fun, in a way, but it’s also super stale and the lead characters are the most boring ones in this lot.
Cold in the Grave (1997)
Here’s a decent fear-rousing episode at long last, although do mind the plot holes.
Joker (2019)
Outrage-baiting US media can eat a male reproductive organ; this movie is a glorious work of art.
First Man (2018)
Box office poison Ryan Gosling is back to put those Eeyore eyes to good use: adding one more bomb to his CV.
Kong: Skull Island (2017)
Take some Predators-style drama, add a giant gorilla, and stir in liberal doses of violence and voila!
Star Trek Beyond (2016)
This is one birthday celebration for the Star Trek franchise. Despite not being a fan of the original, I’m still entertained.
Fast & Furious 6 (2013)
The gang is doing it for family. Family, family, family. Thank god there are still explosions.
Fast & Furious (2009)
Well, well, the hot boys are back. After that aberration set in Tokyo, this one speeds things back on track.
Bad Company (2002)
Oh god, this is so dreary. Am I supposed to be entertained?