Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)
James Gunn’s swan song with the MCU is alright, but it seems to lack something.
Tag:Seth Green
Kill Team Kill (2022)
Man 0, Robot Killer Bear Thing 13.
Bubba the Bear (2018)
This series-opener features an angry homicidal cartoon bear. Okay.
Party Monster (2003)
The drugs, the sex, the humiliation, the murder… just another night in the 1990s, woo-hoo!
Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)
Everything explodes and gets destroyed here, including my brain, and it’s glorious.
Shazam! (2019)
Always bet on the real deal; the original Captain Marvel is so much better than the recent Disney version.
Krampus (2015)
This is what happens when you are a spoilsport during Christmastime. Krampus kebab!
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
This one is alright as a fanfiction sequel, but as an official sequel, it’s… well, I’m conflicted.
The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)
This is certainly a well-animated and charming advertisement for Lego. My right kidney for the Batcave?
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
This Marvel adaptation is the one I have been looking forward to the most, so of course it has to disappoint me the most too.
